Twitter Chitter: Christmas Wish Lists

We all want world peace, an end to hunger, and happiness for everyone. But we also wouldn’t mind tanks, parrots, xbox, couple of games, some designer shoes, a new 40 inch flat screen tv, and/or a few cameras. Some people, however, have more diverse desires…Here are a few of the tweets from the hashtags #ChristmasList, #WishList, #OnMyWishList.

Anyone know where I can get a W*lmart gift card, a free iP*d, a McD*nalds voucher and a spamfilter #christmaslist No, but I know where you can get some vowels.

#christmaslist Bear holding a thimble or a lighthouse with a thermometer stuck on it Stuck where on the bear…

I’m always bored/tired or hungry! Not good. #INeedALife#ChristmasList First world problems.

Life would be do much easier if I had a smoothie/frap machine at home. #christmaslist #notevenjoking lol Why? Does it make sandwiches for you? It probably bathes you while cooking up some eggs and bacon. I want one, too!

Dear Santa, all i want for Christmas is a MacBook Pro, a new jeep, and a puppy. #wishlist One order of spoiled princess, coming right up! The only acceptable thing here was the puppy.

#wishlist crest white strips Keepin’ it real. 

boy criteria: no creepsters, no uglies, no clingers, no douchers. Is that too much to ask? #christmaslist Someone’s picky this Christmas season….

yo SANTA dont forget to get everything on my#ChristmasList….if so imma hunt you down and kill that Red-Nosed Reindeer…. That’s how you get on the naughty list.

I’d rather have people than things. That’s okay, right? #wishlist No. Creeper. Possible homicidal maniac. Most likely wants people… in jars.

#OnMyWishList  to have a boyfriend LOLOLOL JK ew never. i want a ten year supply of nutella and macaroni and cheese Crazy cat lady starter kit too?

#OnMyWishList LIGHTSABER ☺Oh, yeah!

#OnMyWishList: Instant Coffee,Toilet paper,Whiteboard markers,Cellar tape,Ginger,Lemon&Honey (flu)Banner fabric,Bin bags,Art materials;Thank you! .___. He’s going to capture Santa, infect him with the flu, and force feed him coffee and toilet paper while he watches him draw cats with ugly Christmas sweaters.

#OnMyWishList You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. and You. I’m sure he means the picky girl above. 

#OnMyWishList A pill that cures douchebags Right on, sister.

Put the @atmosphere on your christmas #wishlist. Who gets the polluted sections?

any ideas where i can get a wallet for a 4 year old? i think he’s over carrying his coins & dollars in a ziploc bag.  #christmaslist The beginning of capitalism.

Dear Santa, you don’t have to give me anything, just take away my fat. #wishlist I’m sure that would look great on Santa’s mantle. Or wrapped around his Schnauzer. 

My mind goes blank when I’m writing out my Christmas #wishlist. A blonde pulls out a piece of paper…

#onmywishlist i want 1 billion. 😀 Cats? Rugs? Old men? Unborn Fetuses? WHAT DO YOU WANT 1 BILLION OF?

Something sparkly is #onmywishlist Shooting for the sky, huh? 

#OnMyWishList I asked for nothing! I got air to breath, food to eat, clothes on my back, friends & family! Those are the things that matter! Watch out! We got a badass over here.

Annnd the Can’t Spell Editions!

#onemywishlist i wont realnest because you caint find that stuff no where

 

 

 

 

 

 

What’s not on your wishlist? Tweet us @therubbe #Notonmylist

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