The Importance of Dashes

When people are speaking, they are tempted to throw together all kinds of words. “That’s a cool ass game you’ve got there!” or “Let’s write so hard people everywhere will be amazed” are just examples of a few such concoctions. But what happens when you add a dash in certain places? Let’s watch our favorite word combinations take a turn for the worst…

"That's a cool ass-game you've got there!"

“Let’s write so hard-people everywhere will be amazed!”

"I did some bomb-wrapping on your present!"

"Hey, who said you can just throw those fucking-grenades around?"

"That was a smashing-party!"

"I hate this stupid-shit!"

“I love watching people-eating bacon.”
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5 thoughts on “The Importance of Dashes

  1. Rob Rubin says:

    It’s too bad they don’t Freshly Press posts with bad words, cuz that was freakin’ hysterical.

  2. eyeLaugh says:

    Haha eyeLaughed 🙂

  3. ssbuckmaster says:

    Ha ha ha love it! Nice paint boners…like like like!

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