This week’s exciting Would You Rather takes place in a far away island, where no one could contact you (sounds like a dream…).
Would you rather…
Try to swim back to civilization chased by a dolphin that can’t stop talking about ‘life in the sea’
or
stay on land trying to find food, followed by a parrot that doesn’t stop insulting you?
I've always hated birds. Useless feathered, flying rocks...
The Rubbe 
stay on land… at least I could try to bury my head in the sand.
Smart. Muffle those insults. I don’t think I could put up with such a happy dolphin either.
I’m gonna have to say…stay on land. Since I can’t swim well, I’d probably drown. Plus, I can dish out some mad crazy insults right back.
Yeah, I’m not a strong swimmer either. Plus, someone needs to show that parrot who’s boss.
Definitely dolphin. I’d try to convince that happy F’er to tow me back to land.
HAHAHAHA! Resourceful, lol.
Land 🙂
Agreed. Sea creatures freak me out. .__.
I’m going to assume that in this fantasy, I actually know how to swim. So I will pick #1. I don’t do well with verbal abuse.
I’d be having parrot for dinner, I think,lol.
Stay on land, for sure! Amongst other offspring, I have a teenage son – I’m used to the insults…
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